[cashman]

he aint as dumb as my mate billy, who finished work one weds at 13-30, called in church con as ya do, got blathered n went home to bed, woke up saw it was 06-45 n whipped his kit on n legged it too work, started @ 06-00 n yer was only allowed 1 hour or ya were sent home......... got to the clocking in point at 07-02, n said to the shift foreman, sorry its only a couple of mins oer time n i ran all the way, shift foreman says... whatya doing here? ya only went home 6 hours ago. it was the same day n the drunken get never registered. that should make my bud feel better.