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lettie · 06-07-2004, 17:33

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

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Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
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Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.

"Yes," she inquires with a knowing smile, "Can I help you?"

"I was wondering," whispers the man, "Are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"

"Yes," she purrs, "Indeed I am."

The man replies "Well please wash your hands because I want a cheese sandwich!"

06-07-2004, 17:33	#641
lettie Filthy / Gorgeous Bejeweled Blitz Champion! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Xanadu Posts: 4,005 Blog Entries: 337 Liked: 67 times Rep Power: 88670	Re: Joke Of The Day A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: ----------------------------------------- Cheese Sandwich: $1.50 Chicken Sandwich: $2.50 Hand Job: $10.00 ----------------------------------------- Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men. "Yes," she inquires with a knowing smile, "Can I help you?" "I was wondering," whispers the man, "Are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?" "Yes," she purrs, "Indeed I am." The man replies "Well please wash your hands because I want a cheese sandwich!" __________________ Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. The views expressed here are my own and not necessarily those of my family, friends, employer, this site, my neighbours, hairdresser, dentist, GP, next door's dog or anyone else who knows me..