[JohnW]

So the new super duper multiple choice brothel opens in town and the guy goes along to sample the delights. He pays his fee at the door and goes to the first room. There are three doors Brunette, Blonde, Redhead. He goes through the one marked Blonde. There are a further three doors Small, Tall, Medium. He goes through the one marked medium. Next there are two doors slim, not so slim. He goes through the one marked slim. The next room has two doors small boobs, big boobs. He goes for the big boobs (well, there's a surprise.) The final room has two doors marked hard c**t and soft c**t. He walks through the one marked soft c**t and falls down the lift shaft.