[Lampman]

Reminds me of the time when half the staff at my place of employment had just been notified of redundancy,all the executives had new company cars delivered on the same day.
Then the suit who flew up from London,(Human Resources) told them "Dont look at redundancy as the end of something,but a gateway to opportunity!"

Anyway 6 months later the aforementioned execs had to return their cars and go through that very same gateway.Even though I lost my job at the same time,I laughed so much I nearly paid my Poll Tax.