Johnny was working at the fishplant when he accidentally cut off all
ten of his fingers. He went to the emergency room.
The doctor looked at Johnny and said "Let's have the fingers,and I'll
see what I can do."
Johnny said ,"I haven't got the fingers."
"What do you mean, you haven't got the fingers? It's 2004. We've got
microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques, I could have
put them back on and made you like new.
Why didn't you bring the fingers?"
Furious Johnny says, "How the f**k was I supposed to pick them up?!!!"
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