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Rumours that David Beckham was seen successfully seducing a young woman in a Spanish nightclub with a one-liner have been completely refuted by the
English FA, their chief publicity officer stated: "I find it totally
preposterous to suggest that one of our players could make a successful pass
to or at anyone."

Oxo were going to bring out a Euro 2004 Commemorative cube painted red,
white and blue in honour of the England squad. But it was a laughing stock
and crumbled in the box.

Q: Why do English make better lovers than Portuguese/Germans?
A: Because English are the only ones who can stay on top for 90 minutes and
still come second!