When I was gassing my car tonight, I noticed a strange pack of Doritos in the chip rack ... it was a plain white bag, marked un-named flavour .... and there is a $25,000 prize offered for the person who comes up with the best name for the new flavour. I realize that you guys can't enter the competition, or taste the junk food, but I bought a pack, and I think they taste like mouldy rat turds .... somehow, I don't think that will win me the 25 grand, but that's the best I could come up with ... maybe I could phrase it different
