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Re: Joke Of The Day
A scouser turns up at the pearly gates of Heaven wearing a Liverpool football shirt and L.F.C tatooed on his forehead... St Peter says "what do you want" scouse says "I want to get into Heaven" Peter says you won't get in here uless you did something really brave in your life because God don't like scousers"
Scouse says "I have done something brave.... I went to Old Trafford, pushed my way into the Stretford End and chanted...WE HATE MAN U"
Peter "well yeah that is really brave... when did you do that?"
Scouse says.."about 2 minutes ago"
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