[cashman]

Originally Posted by garinda

It was in a public meeting, not a panto.

Though I hear next year's production are still looking to cast Baron Cockup in Cinderella.

It's a pity the Conservatives aren't doing Jack and the Beanstalk. He could have exchanged his bag of publicly funded beans in exchange for a hot dog and Coke, or even a real silly cow.

I can think of two people who'd be good in the part of the cow, but sadly there's only one person who can play the cow's backside role.

is that one person available?