It appears we've cracked it, our wonderful Home Secretary Jackboots Jacqui has announced a new way of reporting less serious crime (all crime is serious if your the victim) Instead of ringing 999 you should text 66101 and a police office will contact you within 24 hours, ya reght. Well there's one thing about our Jacqui, when she finishes in politics, she'll have a ready made job as a Stand Up Comedian
