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Sparkologist · 13-07-2004, 22:01

Santa does exist, and this proves it...

Johnny and Santa

The department store Santa has little Johnny on his lap and says to him, "I bet I know what you want for Christmas, little Johnny. You want some t-o-y-s," he says, touching Johnny's nose with his finger as he spells out the word toys.

"No, I've got plenty of toys," replies Johnny.

"Then I bet you want some g-a-m-e-s!" replied Santa.

"No, I've got all the games I want," came Johnny's reply.

"Well Johnny, you don't want any toys or games for Christmas, what do you want?" asked Santa.

"I want some p-u-s-s-y," Johnny replied, touching Santa's nose with each letter. "And don't tell me you don't have any because I can smell it on your finger!"

13-07-2004, 22:01	#679
Sparkologist I am Band Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Overlooking 22 yards Posts: 1,321 Liked: 3 times Rep Power: 57	Re: Joke Of The Day Santa does exist, and this proves it... Johnny and Santa The department store Santa has little Johnny on his lap and says to him, "I bet I know what you want for Christmas, little Johnny. You want some t-o-y-s," he says, touching Johnny's nose with his finger as he spells out the word toys. "No, I've got plenty of toys," replies Johnny. "Then I bet you want some g-a-m-e-s!" replied Santa. "No, I've got all the games I want," came Johnny's reply. "Well Johnny, you don't want any toys or games for Christmas, what do you want?" asked Santa. "I want some p-u-s-s-y," Johnny replied, touching Santa's nose with each letter. "And don't tell me you don't have any because I can smell it on your finger!" __________________ Connect it: Red > Yellow, Yellow > Blue, & Blew to ....'kin bits! Any ramblings, meanderings, thoughts or musings are mine and mine alone. Any opinions expressed are Lettie's!