I was at leeds fest 07 and I was near the front with a friend waiting for RHCPand we were sitting down... girl next to him was stood up and said something like do you mind if I sit here... or at least that's what we thought she said, only really hearing the do you mind bit. The next we know her knickers around around her ankles and she's peeing on the floor right next to us

Some lovely people in yorkshire ya know