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All you women with nothing to do but complain, why not take a leaf from history, before the second world war most people were lucky if they had a pot to hiss in, never mind being able to afford to pay 20p for the pleasure.

Next thing you know you'll all be moaning about pain free birth's, (a ridiculous notion), just think yourselves lucky they don't come out sideways!

and get back to humming a happy tune while polishing the chains holding you to the kitchen sink!

Suicide bombers? Ha! they don't know the meaning of brave, now this, is brave!