A short rude one which was gifted to me by ************........
Two pensioners are having oral sex, the man says
"I can't stay down there it stinks!"
"Sorry, it's my arthritis," says the woman.
"What, in your fanny?"
"No, in my arms, I can't reach my @rse to wipe it."
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Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
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