I can once remember being in the Rose and Crown in Ossy one Sunday diner, the pub was quite full, when the door burst open, everybody turned round to see who was coming in, there was Bernard staggering in holding is chest, and shouting "You Dirty Rat" then falling to the floor, only to get up two seconds later with a big cheesy grin on his face, saying I got you there didn't I

the man was a comic genius