Funny 'ain't it .. have sold thousands of duvet covers to hotels, and never once asked the Housekeeper how to put one on ! Know yer product gal !.
Could try standing up on bed the Susie after following Flashy's instructions, but knowing you, would probably finish up going head first through the window.
As an aside, used to get asked many times what the difference is between a King Size bed and Queen's Size. Everybody presumes that the King Size would be the largest, however, in times of old, the Queen's bed was always the largest, as they traditionally slept in separate bedrooms, and the King had to visit her to ... (enter yer own word) so had to be larger. Mmmmm... would love to visit Buckingham Palace to see if this still applies ...
