don't forget your 2p fock.
That reminds me of a story a bloke at work told me.
I work just outside Liverpool. He said a local Chinese has a high counter with just a small serving hatch, yes it is a nice place
This guy did the usual thing of pulling the sides of his eyes and asking for egg flied lice in a pathetic Chinese accent. The Chinese looking bloke behind the counter put his fingers above and below his eyes and stretched them to be wide open and said in a strong scouse accent "get to flip" - well you know what I mean
