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Henry Morton · 11-04-2009, 21:59

Many thanks to our correspondents who ventured to Grimsby and risked falling off the edge of the known world.

Now that you're back, I trust that all 88 of you [allegedly] have thrown off the smell of fish or at least neutralised it by visiting either (a) your local fishmonger, or (b) your nearest Public Convenience.

Of course it's great news that Stanley are staying up.

So perhaps ASFC's executive decision to play the best possible team at Grimsby was correct.

Based on the reasons for that decision we might imagine that Easter Monday's home game against Chester should, then, be an occasion for celebration and for Eric and Rob to relax.

A memo will perhaps have been despatched to Mssrs Coleman & Bell to the effect that no player who might be described as 'controversial' need be included in the team.

If only.

Unfortunately, other sides in the relegation battle might successfully argue that Stanley deliberately fielded a weakened side!

Yer do yer best . . . .

11-04-2009, 21:59	#55
Henry Morton I am Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 623 Liked: 0 times Rep Power: 0	Re: Today's match at Grimsby Many thanks to our correspondents who ventured to Grimsby and risked falling off the edge of the known world. Now that you're back, I trust that all 88 of you [allegedly] have thrown off the smell of fish or at least neutralised it by visiting either (a) your local fishmonger, or (b) your nearest Public Convenience. Of course it's great news that Stanley are staying up. So perhaps ASFC's executive decision to play the best possible team at Grimsby was correct. Based on the reasons for that decision we might imagine that Easter Monday's home game against Chester should, then, be an occasion for celebration and for Eric and Rob to relax. A memo will perhaps have been despatched to Mssrs Coleman & Bell to the effect that no player who might be described as 'controversial' need be included in the team. If only. Unfortunately, other sides in the relegation battle might successfully argue that Stanley deliberately fielded a weakened side! Yer do yer best . . . .