I have on occasions had a few frights thinking that something serious was going on and chuckled with relief at my stupidity e.g.:
- This morning looked at my hands and nails ... "Oh no, what is all that bleeding, have I got some dreadful haemorraghing condition" only to remember was the juice from the strawberry I like to put on my cereal in the mornings.
- When son was about 3 months old, lead on changing mat .. thought he was throwing a fit, eyes flickering and going northwards ... daughter coolly explained, he had got some fluff in his eye from blanket

- Bathing son ... noticed heavy purple bruising on his body .. leukemia ? No, had worn a new navyblue tea shirt, and due to sweat or getting wet, colour had migrated onto his body.
- Heart attack day ? Oh hek, silly moo, the wire from my bra had popped out and was pressing on my chest !
Thank goodness all false alarms, but sure you have all had these moments.