Well the best thing is to get rid of Gormless Gordon and his pet puppet Alistair
Doddy has just unveiled a statue in Ulverston of two of the finest comedians that ever lived Stan and Olly, think we should have one of our Dynamic Duo in Parliament Square, at least we could get our own back when the pigeons do to them what they've done to use over the last few years, mainly from a great height
