[SPUGGIE J]

Can see a headline in the Obbo.


Police raid kebab shops, Chinese + Indian takeaways Exprees Cards and the local red light distict on the reports of a sudden influx of young workers with a above average intelligence level. There were reports of this influx after the start of the new college year raising the suspicions of locals who couldnt get a job because of them. After consulting the home office and awaiting the result of a large number of commitees reviews and recomendations the police were given permission to act.

Many of the "vanished" were rounded up but due to the amount of time it took they were in their early 20's and here legitimately. The home office said they had to be sure that all the infomation was correct before proceding so as not to offend anybody. Most were released back to their jobs much to the relief of the local take away retailers who had to shut due to lack of staff. Express Cards expressed concern that the prodution for Christmas was impacted but with a little help could be back on track.

Of those arrested only 2 were detained one for being a political actavist in the local council and one from Scotland who was deported for causing too much chaos in the town.


Your reporter Spuggie J

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