If black puddings put lead in your pencil, I will continue to write with a biro...thanks very much

Not fond of tongue or cheek either

(that's probably because I have enough of my own).
when I was but a girl I used to work in a cooked meat shop in town, Tattersalls used to supply our Black Puddings....Monday was our delivery day....they would arrive hot and steaming.....and the boss (Anne) would buy two for sixpence and put a whole load of picallilli on them and eat then with great enjoyment......she liked the fatty puddings, and could always pick ot the fatty ones.......YUCK!