[JohnW]

No, "That doesn't sound right does it, sorry" doen't really rhyme!

I'll finish it:

There was an old woman from Clayton,
Who went on a trip down to Leyton,
But forgot to put her skirt on,
So really got a spurt on,
When some fella acted like Satan.

That's crap as well but it's the best I could do at short notice.

Here's the new one:-

A pussycat once in Woodnook,