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Old 04-05-2009, 13:10   #5
Sara
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Re: Swine flu humour

To avoid getting the swine flu you should rest ,eat plenty of fruit and veg , exercise and try to eliminate as much stress as possibie and get pi##ed because when you go to the doctor for your flu injection the first thing he will do is clean your arm with alcohol.... WHY because alcohol kills germs. So... i put on my mask, walk to the off licence (exercise ), i put lime in my corona (fruit ) celery in my bloody mary ( veg ) , drink in thr beer garden ( fresh air ) get drunk, laugh and tell jokes ( eliminate stress) and then pass out ( rest ) . The way i see it, if you keep your alcohol levels up flu germs cant get you. !!!!
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