[jaysay]

Originally Posted by Less

After reading this I'm glad I live in mine, no Aliens, American's DID land on the moon, fluffy pink rabbit's, (they used to be Elephants but I suffered memory loss and they seem to have shrunk), every one I meet seems to have a nice fluffy cloud of optimism around them and no matter how unfortunate we may think things are there is no longer any death in the world.

I would love to write more but my straight jacket is starting to chafe, the happy man is calling any minute with my happy pills and my wax crayon's need sharpening before I can send a letter to Zod the impailer, (I'm worried about him after all I've already said Aliens don't exist), who I am in negotiations with to prevent our Unilateral Government from invading his planet, (I keep telling him get rid of the oil, they'll have no interest then).

Can we take it that Zod is Vlads Brother, Less