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Tealeaf · 21-07-2004, 17:34

There was a young condom co-ordinator from the Globe Centre,
who called on a high class hooker, to rent her
She looked at him straight, and said a hundred quid to you
"It's the ratepayers money" he said "will that do"
To which she replied, "the Council....my mentor"!

Thats it for now...I'm going for a pint.

21-07-2004, 17:34	#88
Tealeaf God Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Paradise Lost Posts: 7,220 Liked: 11 times Rep Power: 4266	Re: Limericks - add a line There was a young condom co-ordinator from the Globe Centre, who called on a high class hooker, to rent her She looked at him straight, and said a hundred quid to you "It's the ratepayers money" he said "will that do" To which she replied, "the Council....my mentor"! Thats it for now...I'm going for a pint.