[Wynonie Harris]

Originally Posted by jaysay

Just in passing I still ain't had my leaflet telling me how to blow my nose, catch my sneezes in my paper hanky and how to was my hands, this is getting bloody serious, how am I going to cope without this valued information

I've had mine and, predictably enough, it's a mish-mash of things they've already told us and commonsense. In other words, they've wasted millions of pounds of our money on something which is totally useless.

But if you look on the back, you'll find that they've discovered a way to waste even more of our money by offering translations into ten different languages. And the final touch which seems to neatly sum up the utter futility of the whole enterprise is that there's a translation available in Welsh. Why? How many people in the UK speak Welsh only? It's just another sop to political correctness which the long-suffering taxpayer will end up paying for, on top of our already rapidly escalating debt mountain.

I'm worried...but not about swine flu.