Saw this little ditty on Teletext, wish I could lay claim to the writing
They all went down to Villa Park, twas the 24th of May.
Hoping God would smile on them, upon the sabbath day.
Proud as punch in stripy shirts, cream of the Geordie Nation.
Ganning along to Birmingham to see the religation.
Oh me lads you should have seen them crying, watching the shambles on Te pitch, Premier dream a'dying.
All the lads and lases there all have gloomy faces.
Ganning down to the championship, with all off Shearers Aces
