Ok, have eaten 'em ... unbiased opinion below:-
Bite appeal :1 was tough; the other wasn't ... am good at grilling and never had a tough chop for yonks.
Taste: What taste ? Might as well eat sawdust... good job I like mint sauce.
Texture: Strange .. bitty and fractured if this makes sense.
After effects: The lining of my mouth is still very fatty, even though not much fat on the chops .... would make a good handcream, but I do like to eat them with my fingers and the fat was very good actually.
Marks out of 10 ... 3 I'm afraid, but will still eat the other four as not cheap, worked out at .80p each.
Am willing to admit, may have thought about them too much whilst I was chomping,
so will have to feed them to my son when he is next over and tell him after what they were and ask his opinion. Mind you, the speed he feeds his stomach, don't think his palate gets chance to taste, is always grateful for any food put in front of him.
