[derekgas]

Exellent Retlaw, I know a guy who, in real life, spent years ripping people off by knocking on doors and asking for roofwork, he pulled chimneys over and all manner of things to charge the earth for not even doing the work correctly, to cut a long tale short, Pedro, as I called him, has a disabled sister, she can do nothing for herself, thier mother had a decent lottery win, and died but weeks later, leaving the money, and the noce bungalow she owned before the win, to the son, with the proviso that he looked after his sister, as soon as the money cleared the bank, he put his sister in a home, and rarely visits! So people like this do exist, still a funny joke though!