Being British is about driving in a german car to an irish pub for a belgian beer then on your way home you grab a curry or a kebab get home sit on your swedish sofa and watch usa tv shows on a japenese tv.
and most of all being suspicious of any thing foreign oh and only in britain can you get a pizza to your home faster than an ambulance.
only in Britain do banks leave there doors open but chain up there pens. supermarkets make sick people walk to the back of the store for prescriptions whilst healthy people just pop in the door for there fags.
we may be british but were funny
