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mumtotwo · 19-06-2009, 12:46

A Liverpudlian walks into a Bank in Castle Street , Liverpool and asks for the Loan Officer.

He explains that he is going to Australia on business for two weeks and needs to borrow £5,000.

The bank officer informs him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan so the

scouser hands over the keys and full documentation, including log book for the brand new Ferrari

car, parked in front of the bank. Everything checks out and the loan officer agrees to accept the

Ferrari as collateral for the loan.

The bank's manager and it's staff all enjoy a good laugh at the rough looking scouser for using a

new Ferrari, worth £120,000 as collateral for a £5,000 loan. An employee then drives the Ferrari

into the bank's, secure underground garage and parks it there for the fortnight.

Two weeks later the scouser returns and repays the £5,000 plus the interest accrued of £15-41.The

loan officer tells him "Sir, we are very happy to have your business and this transaction has worked

out very nicely but we are a bit puzzled". "While you were away, we checked you out and discovered

that you are a multi-millionaire". "What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow £5,000?"

The scouser replied "Well it makes sense, where else in Liverpool can I park my car for two weeks for

only £15-41and know that it will still be there when I come home?".

19-06-2009, 12:46	#1
mumtotwo Full Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: clayton le moors Posts: 275 Liked: 0 times Rep Power: 105	Scousers ! A Liverpudlian walks into a Bank in Castle Street , Liverpool and asks for the Loan Officer. He explains that he is going to Australia on business for two weeks and needs to borrow £5,000. The bank officer informs him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan so the scouser hands over the keys and full documentation, including log book for the brand new Ferrari car, parked in front of the bank. Everything checks out and the loan officer agrees to accept the Ferrari as collateral for the loan. The bank's manager and it's staff all enjoy a good laugh at the rough looking scouser for using a new Ferrari, worth £120,000 as collateral for a £5,000 loan. An employee then drives the Ferrari into the bank's, secure underground garage and parks it there for the fortnight. Two weeks later the scouser returns and repays the £5,000 plus the interest accrued of £15-41.The loan officer tells him "Sir, we are very happy to have your business and this transaction has worked out very nicely but we are a bit puzzled". "While you were away, we checked you out and discovered that you are a multi-millionaire". "What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow £5,000?" The scouser replied "Well it makes sense, where else in Liverpool can I park my car for two weeks for only £15-41and know that it will still be there when I come home?".