[Boeing Guy]

Okay, I got these this morning....
Michael Jackson passed away this morning from a massive heart attack........
They're not blaming it on the sunshine or moonlight at this point, but apparently the boogie is yet to be ruled out

Michael Jackson didn't die of a heart attack he fell into a pool and nobody would throw him a buoy.

Michael was heard screaming during his heart attack .... “Its big, its Bad, you know it.”

Michael Jackson passed away this morning from a massive heart attack.
Authorities have released a statement saying they will melt down the body and make plastic toys.............
So kids can play with him for a change.

CNN has just reported that Michael Jackson died at 1.43am of food poisoning. Ate 12 year old nuts!
Michael Jackson to be buried at sea!!! Will be strapped to buoys!!

Authorities announced the passing of Michael Jackson today, from a massive heart attack.
His last words were reportedly "Macaulay Calkin has his memories back, OOHOO!!"

In related news authorities have announced a plan melt the dead singers body down and recycle it as a range of plastic toys.
Finally he will have to sit still while children play with him, for a change.

The decision to recycle was driven by tough new EPA regulations that determined burning the body would release to much CO2 and burying the body would endanger the ground water.
There was a suggestion that a burial at sea may be a suitable solution, but there are people who collect discarded pieces of plastic of the coast of California, and the authorities were worried he might come back.