Re: Come on then who had the first?
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a carrier bag?
One is made of plastic and is a danger to children..........the other one is for putting your shopping in. 
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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs, cackling and telling me
'You'll be next.' They stopped when I started doing the same to them at funerals.
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