[JohnW]

This little guy steps into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE guy standing next to him.

The big guy, seeing the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch pen*s, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."

The small guy faints and keels over on to the floor.

The big dude kneels down and brings him to by slapping his face and shaking him. Once he as brought him around he asks "What's wrong with you?"

In a very weak voice the little guy says "Excuse me but, what EXACTLY did you say to me?"

The big dude replies, "Well I saw the curious look on your face and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch pen*s, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle and my name is Turner Brown."

The small guy says "Thank Christ for that! I thought you said "Turn around"