Go on then, if we're doing quickies...
Q: What has four legs and eight arms?
A: A pit-bull terrier at a children's play area.
Q: Why do cavemen drag their women by the hair?
A: Because if they dragged them by the feet, they would fill up with mud.
Q: Why are women so bad at mathematics?
A: Because men keep telling them that this |<---------------------->| is 12 inches
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Connect it: Red > Yellow, Yellow > Blue, & Blew to ....'kin bits!
Any ramblings, meanderings, thoughts or musings are mine and mine alone. Any opinions expressed are Lettie's!