...and here's some more of the same.....
Q: What's the difference between a seagull and a baby?
A: A seagull flits along the shore.
Q: What do you call a truck driver with a load of sheep headed for Yorkshire?
A: A pimp.
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
A: A dead poodle with an 18 inch asshole.
Q: What's the difference between a farmer and a Yorkshireman?
A: The farmer raises livestock. The Yorkshireman gets emotionally involved.
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Connect it: Red > Yellow, Yellow > Blue, & Blew to ....'kin bits!
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