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Old 09-07-2009, 11:23   #28
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Re: 89 Year Old Woman Dead For Five Years

(Paris, late C20th.)

Knock, knock.

'Yes?'

'Are you alright?'

'Yes.'

'Are you sure?'

'Yes.'

'Could you poke your identity card through the letterbox, so I can be sure?

(Muffled screams, as card is put through the letterbox.)

'Thank you Miss Garbo, see you tomorrow.'

(Louder muffled sreams.)

Fin.

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