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Re: Joke Of The Day
Some more little uns...
Q: What's the difference between a policeman's truncheon and a magician's wand?
A: A Magician's wand is for cunning stunts.
2 cannibals are at the feast, one says to the other "How are you doing?"
The other says "I'm having a ball!"
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Last edited by lettie; 26-07-2004 at 22:08.
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