Quickies it is then...
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?
A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
Q: What do you call a Roman with hair between his teeth?
A: A Gladiator.
Q: Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
A: His wife died.
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Connect it: Red > Yellow, Yellow > Blue, & Blew to ....'kin bits!
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