If I get it I won't take Tamiflu. I have read that the production process uses antifreeze.
I suppose if your wife is frigid it might help 
I have searched and found a herbal extract and I have ordered some.
It was used during the 1918 epidemic and worked.
Lomatium dissectum as an anti-viral and anti-bacterial herbal medicine."
History
During the fall of 1918 when the influenza epidemic visited this section of Nevada, the Washoe Indian used a root in the treatment of their sick which was gathered along the foot-hills of this slope of the Sierra. The plant proved to be a rare species of the parsley family (Leptotaemia dissecta*), according to a report from the University of California.
Whether a coincidence or not, there was not a single death in the Washoe tribe from influenza or its complications, although Indians living in other parts of the State where the root did not grow died in numbers. It was such a remarkable coincidence that the root was investigated by a practicing physician who saw apparently hopeless cases recover without any other medication or care of any kind.