I think we should talk to the Taliban. It could go along these lines: "Well, for some strange reason, you don't seem to want us here; so, we are going to pack up and leave. You can now take your shiitehole of a country and drag it back to the late paleolithic where it belongs. You can have your islamic dictatorship, and treat your women like crap. In fact, because you have lousy football teams, you can use the stadiums for public floggings of women; so that the crowd of sexually repressed and twisted males can get their jollies. But don't pee us off. If you do we will come back; but this time with air support from the Israelis ... remember, the Hebrew word for "collateral damage" is "Bonus"
And by the way; no more aid. .... Oh, and have a nice day".