some pillock near me lets his dog out to roam around for 30 mins or so to allow it to have a dump in somones garden then it wanders off home
i ring up the dog warden hoping to get the dog taken away so as to get the owner a nice big bill for recovering his dog but as of yet the warden has never turned up
may have to resort to following the dog home and slinging their dogs dirt at their windows or through their letterbox
less people employed picking up dog dirt and more people recovering pets left to roam and crap everywhere
dont get me started on verminous cats i darnt mow my garden for all the sh1t literally hitting the preverbial fan if i do
paracetamol and tuna i hear is a good cat deterant though
