an owd paddy who worked shifts wi me being shifts no canteen etc,put his steak, which was wrapped in tin foil in the oven, tea time gets it out couldn't cut it n was cursing his missus fer buying cheap crap meat, we were in stitches he tried to bite it, n discovered it had been replaced with strip of leather from n owd machine belt. was not amused specially when discovering his steak had been cooked n eaten.
