[jaysay]

Think the worst job I ever had was I my first week as a happyrentise at Townley's joiners on Burnley road. They were also undertakers and the Foreman came in the workshop and told me to get my coat we were going on a funeral. We went to this house, went upstairs, (I wasn't over keen to say the least) there was this old lady laid out on the bed, so the gaffer Say's to me you take the feet I'll take the head, we were just starting down stairs when she just flopped forward and let out a groan, I didn't stop running until I got back to the workshop as white as a sheet