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Originally Posted by david1
Don't you just hate it when someone borrows something off you and they say " i will bring it back " . you know very well that they won't .
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You've just reminded me of another one!
When someone asks to borrow an item when they are really asking you to give it to them as it would either be impossible to give it back ( or you wouldn't want it back after they'd used it)
'Can I borrow a tissue off you?'
When out with a baby 'can I borrow a nappy off you?'
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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs, cackling and telling me
'You'll be next.' They stopped when I started doing the same to them at funerals.