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Old 21-08-2009, 09:19   #1
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Gender Testing

That poor Lass/lad? South African Caster Semenya is to be prodded and poked by Doctors and forced onto a couch by a shrink, surely there must be cheaper and less intrusive ways of checking someones sex?

Below are two of my suggestions perhaps you can think of other tests.

Test 1

Wait outside the bathroom door if the suspect comes out waving a hand infront of their nose and says, "I'd give it a good 10 minutes if I was you".

It's a bloke.



Test 2
Give the suspect £200 and tell them to go and buy anything they want, if they come back after 8 hours having blown that money plus another £100 pounds of their own on the most impractical pair of shoes that are obviously three sizes too small, but are really, really, 'to die for'.


It's a woman.

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