For anyone a bit out of touch with today's popular culture -
Kerry Katona - read a modern day equivalent of Dorothy Squires, except Kerry admits she could never even sing in the first place. Failed celebrity marriage, and a life in a downward spiral, fuelled by drugs instead of alcohol.
Katie Price - A twenty first century Diana Dors. Limited talents, mainly known for pneumatic breasts, and a vociferous sexual appetite. Exchange a porn star cage fighter for Bob Monkhouse, and you get the picture. Look forward to seeing Katie dressed as a fairy in pop videos as she gets older.
Peter Andre - A modern day Heinz Burt. Foreign born popular singer, achieved moderate success by sticking to a tried and tested formula. Both mainly remembered for their hair.
