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Originally Posted by garinda
Now take a deep breath.
Katie Price is also known as Jordan.
If you see nipple it's Jordan.
No nipple, and probably on a horse, it's Katie.
If you're offered a cheap trip to discover the hidden delights of Jordan, taking in Petra, do please read the small print.
It might not be the Rose Red City. It might be Katie in the grave section of the Blue Peter garden.
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Now I am more confused than ever. If this Katie is also Jordon, then presumably Peter is also Kerry. And why is his garden blue? Have they all been sacked by Iceland? And why should I want to go all the way to Petra? And why is there another thread right next to this all about Kerry, a.k.a. Peter? What is going on? Have all you lot finally been sectioned in the loony wing of the Royal Blackburn Hospital?