Re: Kerry Katona axed by Iceland
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Originally Posted by katex
Mend your speech a little, Tealeaf sire,
Lest it may mar your fortunes. (1.1.97)
Of course I know the difference between Corrie and King Lear.
Everybody knows that Regan and Goneril Platt live with Sally and Kevin.
Sophie and Rosie are, of course, the wayward daughters of King Lear (alias Tony, who spends his time learing at Maria !)
Edmund lives with Gayle and spends his time framing others.
Norris the Fool lives with Emily Bishop.
Need I go on .... for heaven's sake ? 
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The only difference between Corrie and Shakespearean actors is that the former are protected by a glass screen, and are safe from rotten fruit and veg being pelted at them.
If Dickens were alive today he'd be a script writer on Corrie.
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